Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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