So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We don't watch enough power rangers
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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