I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Semen is not good for contacts.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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