I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
