There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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