You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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