yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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