Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my sisters under your porch take her home
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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