i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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