his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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