in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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