got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can you bring me the toilet please
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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