I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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