i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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