I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
How many fucks given?
0.12846
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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