why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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