You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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