how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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