well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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