I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
She's the barista slut.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Terrible idea I love it
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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