It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Randomize
