Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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