fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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