just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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