my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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