i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Boobs are out for the taking
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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