he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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