I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Quick, to the slutcave!
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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