I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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