I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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