all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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