We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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