Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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