i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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