So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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