maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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