you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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