If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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