In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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