You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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