Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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