u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
