Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you win again, gameday.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
