she looked like the before picture.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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