I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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