We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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