it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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