Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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