He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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