i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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