no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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